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Saturday, April 01, 2006

“他有资格骗你”

有个识途老马告诉我,某个村里住着一位“仙人”,算命奇准无比。无论你带任何人的头发,头皮屑,照片,底裤去,一经仙人的“仙指一触”,便看清那人的前世今生。听到那识途老马这么说,我倒想去给他的“仙指”触一触。

我们三个人,阿士问财运。仙人摸了摸阿士的手掌,抽了口烟后说:“你有偏财,包你两个星期内有。”过后给了阿士一个“仙字”,叫阿士买五大五小,跟六期,只买万能和跑马,特别期就加大码,十大十小。

阿方问事业,仙人问是做什么工?阿方说:“做装修”。仙人摸了摸阿方的手掌,忽然神情紧张问阿方家里有没小孩。阿方也紧张的回答有两个。仙人再摸了摸阿方的手掌说:“小心他们最近会有血光之灾。”

阿方立刻打电话回去交代老婆,哪知他老婆在另一头大叫:“好准,仙人好准!阿弟刚刚被你的槌子敲到脚趾,现在黑青了”。

仙人接着问我,“笑连A”,要问什么?我也没什么好问,就“随便”问缘份吧。仙人问我没有女朋有是吗?(当然没有才要问缘份呀!难到我想找个SPARE TYRE吗?)

仙人“巡例”摸了摸我的手掌,跟着说:“缘份已有,只是你不知,那女的长得不错,皮肤白皙,会讲中英文,头发中长。”我要求仙人多给些“贴士”,他说属马,蛇或鸡。

这件事已过了两个月,先说说阿士的财运。他的确中了字,中了三奖三个字,依我计算,中了也不够还写字钱,因为是一个半月后才开。我跟你们说,仙人一天至少有30位“顾客”,一天给30个字,10天就300个字,只要有一个人中,仙人的名字肯定“扬威海外”。

至于阿方,仙人问他是做什么,做装修的家里一定会有很多“家伙”,小孩胡闹拿来玩弄伤是意料中的事。那天那么“准”他的小孩受伤了。

我呢?老实说自那天之后,无论我走在街上,驾车,工作,喝酒...都神经兮兮的在注意有哪个长得不错,皮肤白皙,会讲中英文,头发中长的女孩“偷偷”的在看我。幸亏我还没走火入魔,因为当我碰到有以上条件的女孩时,没有傻傻的走去问她是不是属马,蛇或鸡。

算命佬可以骗你十年八年,甚至一世,因为他有资格骗你,他哪来的资格?就是你和我都愿意去给他骗。

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

哈哈!谁叫你那么傻的去给他骗.那你现在还没找到那长得不错,皮肤白皙,会讲中英文,头发中长的女孩吗?

我听人家说,算命的人都是很好的SALESMAN,死的他们也可以转回生.

02 April, 2006  
Blogger Ji Yuan said...

you're a real blogger! really put in time to write...drop by my blog is you're free!

03 April, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"仙人"福建话另有意思,正配合这篇文章.你懂吧,槟城人.

04 April, 2006  
Blogger Dr.Prince (王子- 陳琮祐) said...

If they are able to tell our fate accurately, i think there will be no begger on hte streets already.=) I always believe that our 'Character & thought determine our fate'. So even if i want to seek for their advice, I think it would be just leisure, because I am always stubborn enough to go against them for thing which they said I am not good. I believe that everyone human being must be persistent and determine enough to evolve over time and change character to mould our own fate. Don't just listen to them, because what Khai said is true, they have their way to 'con' you!..=)

11 April, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha.. u r so rite...
last time i oso go consult a "suan ming shi"
he ask me to find a guy who chinese horoscope is 'GOAT'..
from tat time, i start find a GoAt bf.. haha.. silly

28 April, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well.. it's like I said!

14 December, 2009  

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